Fuck me sideways with a bargepole!!

I was halfway through a gulp of coffee when reading this comment. I laughed so hard it shot out my nose and ruined the work I had to get through this morning. I then laughed so hard and long my stomach muscles are aching and a little bit of wee-wee came out!

Re:photo #2 - if you find out what it is @summertooth I'll come try some with you.