Mr President, we are so glad you are here. Our currency, Steem, is in decline and we could do with a much needed boost to our economy. The workers are losing faith. It seems our leaders are too busy to appreciate our efforts and reward them accordingly and our empire needs help. Your presence here will no doubt reassure our citizens of the integrity of our empire and bring with it the endorsement, (and perhaps the cash injection ;-) ), it desperately needs.