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You summon up your inner energy and prepare to produce a powerful lightening pulse:
lightening
Unfortunately, just as the spell goes off, you realise you were standing in a puddle of water. You electrocute yourself and melt..Lol! I mean cmon, a puddle?! You lose a life, you big goof.
Better luck next time!

!mysticblast

You summon up your inner energy and fail to produce a lightening spell:
lightening
Actually, you manage to summon a good ol fashion self-destruct spell instead. Maybe save that one for a different occasion. You lose a life!
Badluck! You needed to hit for 7. Better luck next time!

!magicblast

You gather your inner energy and produce a lightning bolt:
lightning
The lightning produced by your magic hands would have been great....if your enemy were an ant. The foe laughs at the pathetic spark emitted from your bony fingers and takes you down with a swift counterstrike. You lose a life and your Wizard street-cred!

ouch

Stage 5 result validated. 0 life points banked (current total 9).