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There was once a Steemer named @clayboyn.

He held a contest for the best pun and I wrote ten puns wishing one of 'em will win.

Sadly, no pun in ten did.

Anyway, I really hope the best one wins.

Shall be back later.

Thank you for organizing this contest @clayboyn!

Time to read some books now!

Speaking of books, when I think about 'em, I touch myshelf. ;-)

I love this pun.

Thank you!

None of these puns are related to birthday theme, and there is a reason for this:

I am a VERY busy man.

My astronomy friends are celebrating my birthday today, so I will check back later with you! :)

You know how they celebrate birthdays, right?

They planet. ;-)