OVERWHELMED newbies I feel your PAIN

in #steem7 years ago (edited)

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lol... Yes... I've seen all those replies, for the most part... I rarely ask for upvotes... I think it's important for people to resteem some of my more importand posts... What's odd about Steemit, is that I can make a nothing post that makes more money than one of my Value Packed Posts... As per some of the comments I get back, I often wonder if they actually read my posts... lol...
By the way, I was born in San Francisco...
@pocketechange

Right on!!! rare few...lucky few .. I was born in SF but in SJ now. Pretty cool ..look forward to future post !

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To the point! a bit of a long post, but still nice to scroll through.

I agree it went a bit long but it was super witty and entertaining. I love the arg! There are vote bots?

I think you captured every thought and feeling a seemian feels in their first month (or longer)

Darryl

This is my account right there
Ill be opening another one soon lol

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