Your very sensitive and caring friend of a person responded to my post with an attack, calling me out for something I am not doing, and by unvoting and flagging me.

Yeah, I am going to go out on a limb and say he doesn't seem so caring. But of course that would be my opinion.

If you are hurt by a joke post like this, I really suggest you just mute me and quit reading my blog. I didn't attack anyone. No one needs a safe space here.

Quit making this more than it is; satire.

If the person I was making the parody about is being "hurt" by my words while they make $30k a day then maybe they should use some of their money for therapy and gaining self esteem.

It is called self esteem because only YOURSELF can control it.