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Comrade @berniesanders raped his cucumber so hard, it got stuck up her anus and now he/she has major butthurt!

The butthurt is so bad, and she is upset because @haejin's Verge tip went to the moon and he got thousands of new followers and upvotes!

Then butthurt communist loser @berniesanders doctored images and made false accusations against @haejin.

I hope bitter socialist loser @berniesanders gets his sorry ass sued for defamation and slander!