They are already watching you! The nsa, the fbi, the dea, who ever! They’ve had your voice prints since before apple. Lucky for you, they aren’t going to mind one guy who bought a couple grams of weed...usually. As long as you take the necessary precautions, the worst that will probably happen is that your package gets seized at customes.
Schizophrenia
Haha yeah I’ve been told it runs in the family