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Sorry to ruin your Christmas 🎅

The jokes are to make you realize the silliness of your post. Some people can't distinguish reality from avatars/memes/jokes anymore!

oh boy @drakos, you are going to jail too.

I would check with @smidge-tv to find out your charges. Probably impersonating a pirate.

Please tell me you really are a pirate though...

You made the first, just going along with the theme.