I was able to wrap up $85.50

How the fuck do you find that much in loose change in your couches? Do you cosplay as a giant gumball machine with a slot just designed into your back pockets so the shit falls out when you sit down? The only other thing I can think of is that you must just get a fuck ton of change every year or two and bathe in it while sitting inside of your car and just forget to clean it up.