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We took him for a Game Drive in Pilanesberg Nature reserve :)

I'm a wino, so you'd need to take me to Port Elizabeth and the wine country. No cheetahs for this mad Scot! Sounds like a fun gig you had. I really enjoyed reading it....MORE!!!

In NZ, there are no winos any more. The people begging in the street can't afford even cheap plonk :-(

The price of globalisation at all levels of society eh!

In NZ, a wino is a homeless old man sitting on the footpath, swigging cheap grog out of a bottle in a paper bag. Is that what you meant?

Yeah, I've done that too...but no! In the UK there are many winos in the middle classes these days due to globalisation.