THE ADVENTURE
I woke up,power was out,my phone was dead and I was damn bored. I took my bath,did this very charming make up, you would think I was about walking down the aisle but I had no destination.

Minutes late,I found myself in a street party that I wasn't invited to, I sighted this handsome guy seating alone, being the brave girl that I am,I walked up to him and started a conversation. We laughed and chatted like old buddies . I don't know how it got that far but moments later,we were competing for who could finish the highest wrap of amala. I had three down when the soldiers in my stomach started a war,I needed to use the toilet,I was sweating all over,my make-up began to cake.The demons in my head told me not to give up, I continued eating,smiling.

I farted. I haven't been around a forgotten corpse but I know that it spelt worse .After releasing the gas,the guy was still enjoying his meal,I thanked my God that he didnt perceive the horrible smell. Suddenly he screamed "Jesus!!" and looked at me in suspense,i froze!!

NB~ amala is an African food
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