Bottoms Up: A Drinking Game For the 2017 NBA Draft

in #sports7 years ago


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Unless you are an NBA super fan, have a son that eligible or are participating in @sportsncoffee NBA Draft contest, the draft can get a bit tiresome and boring.

Let's liven it up a bit with a fun drinking game!

First off, find some friends and pour some glasses full of your favorite drink. Water, juice, something a bit stronger perhaps? Your choice.

Next, turn on the 2017 NBA Draft on ESPN or WatchESPN at 7pm.

Here are the rules.

Take a sip anytime you hear these words or phrases:
Upside
Potential
Finishes at the Rim
Protects the Rim
Range
Freak

Take a drink every time you are reminded of the following:
Danny Ainge makes lots of trades
The Nets used to hold the #1 pick
University of Washington had a losing record
Lonzo Ball has brothers that also play basketball

Take two drinks every time you hear that:
The Celtics have lots of future draft picks
LeBron James needs help to win a championship
This is a two-team league
There is no Michael Jordan in this draft class
An overseas prospect is mentioned

Finish your drink when:*
Lavar Ball is mentioned, shown, or interviewed

Disclaimer - be a responsible person and don't drive anywhere if you've been drinking alcohol.

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finish all the drinks, roll on floor laughing if the Celtics draft Lonzo Ball

I will turn the TV off if that happens. Do not want.

Sounds like death lol

Can I add - take a sip every time a prospect calls himself "blessed"

I would be in the hospital within the first 30 minutes! Lavar Ball will be stealing the show....

You left out "the process". Worthy of a drink.

That's a huge oversight.

How do we feel about "Lavar ball walks up on stage with Lonzo - finish your drink"???

Consume an entire 40oz

😂 geez dude! Take it easy! Unless you are talking about water. If you're talking about alcohol, there is no chance of survival.

Even if Lozno is not the N1 pick, I guess his popularity growth in the mainstream media over the others would play a big role in the draft. I guess NBA it is all "bread and circuses" at this point...

thank you for good posting.

nice advice @nepd
don't drive if you are driving...nice images and concept...keep it up

I really hope Lonzo is the first pick just to see Lavars face watching his son go to the rivals

Um I'll be retired after the first 10 minutes lol

Hahaha...if its alcohol will need to watch it from a hospital bed.

Can I just shotgun a 12 pack and throw an IV in my arm before the draft even starts??? lol

Sounds like good fun! I mentioned you in my latest post. I would love if you checked it out ;)

TRIPLE B's ! BIG BALLER BEER GOGGLES

Whats on Lavar's tongue?

they all said that Michael Jordan Is the G.O.A.T no doubt with more NBA rings than KING JAMES but I know its just a matter of time before the KING gets there with all his hard work and love for game of basketball .and KING JAMES is the highest scorer of all time in the NBA after breaking MJ RECORD in the finals , so to me I think KING JAMES a G.O.A.T in the making ..

Danny Ainge has the best ability of this class... Ball is great in College ... but will become a "Tim Tebow" in the pro's. Ball's release time is extremely slow and will make it difficult to shoot on NBA defense.