If you're a sports fan, March Madness doesn't only apply to college basketball. Objectively speaking, this is the best time of year for sports. The NBA and NHL are weeks away from their playoffs, NASCAR is in full swing (whether you care or not), baseball is about to begin its season, and even the NFL is exciting with the start of free agency and the promise of new players on the team in the upcoming draft. Every day brings a new headline that's truly significant in some way, and there's always something to talk about with people if you're too emotionally stunted to talk about other things. Oh yeah, and the greatest playoff in all of sports is happening nearly every day for a whole week.
So enjoy what's left of this month and all the events and revelations it brings. April will be pretty dope too. Hooray for irrational pride and love for people you've never met playing games for money.