Here we are again folks...
Yet another no skill, wallet wielding, Heloise Spamming Chump... who is it this time???
The funny thing is... even after playing Heloise 3 out of 6 Games and really only winning those matchups... their rating is only 4,320... yikes.
I see why you need Heloise buddy 😬
Unfortunately, even though I knew what he was going to play and thought I'd have a shot if I played this lineup - Cryptic would have been the better play in this case because SM played Craniax to counter this team which was a nice touch.

But yeah, yet again taking an L to Hoeloise the Spammable... Le Sigh.


Lets give SM the round of applause they deserve

Remember folks: Spam Heloise and roast me in game... Get Roasted on Peak'd immediately after so we can all appalaud your skill in this game 😉
She's a powerful but expensive card. Her abilities Soul Siphon, Spite and Last Word are overpowered for one unit to have together. Combined with her strong melee attack, she's really a force that can carry a team to victory 😀
That plus there is only 100 of them and since people bought multiple copies of HTH there are a very limited amount available due to scarcity, price ($1,000) and ownership...
With all of these factors together... it gives an extreme advantage to those who can afford her whorish rate... which is the definition of Pay 2 Win.
However, looking past all of that - if someone plays HTH occasionally, that's fine. They earned it...
When you play it 30% of your games or more... it's a crutch and you'll end up on here if you beat me with Heloise Spam since that's my only recourse lol
Way to get "revenge" lol. That said, it inspired me to write about Heloise in my next post. She has one of the most interesting lore along with Grandmaster Rathe. 😀
I feel your pain, heloise is a ridiculous card. It isn't totally unbeatable but it's really hard to counter and often needs the RNG to be in your favour. I notice you getting frustrated with the game a lot. Try and step back when this happens, go do something else for 30 mins. Easy for me to say this I get frustrated too at times.
Haha yeah, the frustration stems from lots of things in the game that have accumulated and somehow I very rarely seem to be on the winning side of RNG
The issues are left unaddressed and like 10,000 papercuts they add up.
I wish I could step away but often I only have a limited time to play to get my battles in, to win my "Daily Rewards" but I never get a Raffle because those are given to the botting pieces of shit like @trespernas who farm the Raffle
Since my voice generally goes unheard, or at the very least, ignored... my only way to "get a win" in my book, is to roast people on here when they spam HTH or are trash extractors like Trespernas, Trashpanda, Tryhard etc
I appreciate you and other actual players - the game itself doesn't frustrate me... it's the catering to the 1%, the unfair RNG especially with the bots and the people who are spammy with "exclusive" cards or extractors.
I always appreciate your feedback as well and I look forward to 2026 - the team has been and is actively making improvements... sometimes though, it just sucks to be stuck between a whale and a guppy...
I feel like I should win more with how much $ I put in... but I don't have enough $ to be a whale... and I'm too big to be a guppy lol...
Awkward size for me lol
I hear you man, it's difficult when you feel like you "have to play" because of how much you've put into the game. I know this doesn't help for you but I get a lot more enjoyment from the other game modes at the moment. Brawls, tourneys and frontier are all a lot more fun for me. I do lose a lot of frontier battles sometimes but because I haven't put much into it I don't mind so much.
Too bad I don't have Heloise... 😆