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Okay, there it goes. Do not blame me if it's wrong translated haha

  • Juan last night I had a bad dream.
  • Yes? And what did you dream?
  • Oh! I was next to a tree full of giant penises, I wanted to reach them and I could not, I could not Juan.
  • Well, you could have taken mine.
  • Juan ... like yours there were many on the floor ...

Yes I have a gender because I am a human and I am a female.

Okay. I'm from Denmark.

What do you think I look like?

I have dark brown hair and green eyes.