Reporter:
Mr. President, you mentioned Colombia today. Can you clarify what you meant?
Trump:
Oh, Colombia, Colombia, they better take heed,
Too many drugs growing—too much of that weed.
Well… not weed, more like coke, but you get what I mean,
The factories are humming—it's quite the machine.
Reporter:
So you’re saying Colombia isn't cooperating with the United States?
Trump:
Petro’s been hostile, he’s not being smart,
If he doesn’t wise up, he’ll be next on the chart.
Next after Maduro—who, frankly, is bad,
But Petro’s not helping, and that makes me mad.
Reporter:
When you say “next,” what exactly do you mean?
Trump:
Next for some pressure, some heat, some big trouble,
If he doesn’t fix things, we’ll burst his whole bubble.
Drug labs are cooking, they’re shipping it north,
And we’re not just watching—we’re calling it forth.
Reporter:
Colombia says your comments were disrespectful. Any reaction?
Trump:
Disrespectful? Oh no, I’m simply direct,
If you’re shipping us poison, what do you expect?
Petro can pout, he can tweet, he can moan,
But facts are the facts, and I’ve made them well known.
Reporter:
Are you planning any new actions against Colombia?
Trump:
We’ll do what we do, we’ll see what we see,
But wise up my friend—take advice from me.
Stop sending cocaine to our ports and our shore,
Or you’ll hear “You’re next!” just a little bit more.