🎮 BATTLESHIP: CARIBBEAN EDITION
🔔 “You sunk my battleship!”
Yeah… except this time it’s not a board game.
Here’s where the score stands so far:
🛢️ Oil Tankers
• Venezuela tries to move oil
• U.S. says: “Negative, Ghost Rider”
• Tankers seized: 2 confirmed
• Tankers chased/intercepted: 1 more
➡️ That’s 3 big floating targets marked and tracked
🚤 Narco Boats
• Small, fast, sneaky
• Thought they were playing speed chess
• U.S. said: “Battleship rules no respawns”
• Dozens of boats neutralized
➡️ Splash. After splash. After splash.
🧠 Maduro’s Move:
• Calls it piracy
• Shouts “imperialism”
• Waves fists from the shoreline
🎯 Trump’s Move:
• Blockades
• Seizures
• Zero patience
• Maximum pressure
• Basically flipped the board and said:
“We’re not playing checkers anymore.”
📊 CURRENT SCOREBOARD:
🇺🇸 United States: Hit. Hit. Hit.
🇻🇪 Maduro: “You can’t do that!”
🇺🇸 United States: Does it again.
No missiles flying at cities.
No official war declaration.
Just ships disappearing, boats sinking, and a very loud silence after.
Because when your economy floats…
and someone controls the sea…
the game gets real fast.
❓ FINAL QUESTION:
Is this smart pressure that avoids war
or are we watching the opening levels of a much bigger game where nobody actually wins?
👇 Drop your take. Battleship rules apply.