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I'm not confusing you with anyone. I know who elear is and what Utopian is.

How's your blood pressure?

It's fine. Why?

Just checking. I envy your ability to be (rightly) annoyed in two threads while keeping your blood pressure within healthy limits. Must be a gentleman thing.

Indeed!

It requires much gentlemanly refinement from only the most respected of gentlemanly institutions of higher learning. I can put in a good word for you, if you'd like to attend one of them.

I already attended a similar institution, albeit with less emphasis on the grooming of gentlemen; it was oriented more towards science and engineering. But thanks for the offer.

the most respected of gentlemanly institutions of higher learning

That is confusing. I thought you lived in the USA?

Who said that the school for scholarly gentlemen was located in the U.S.?

A true gentleman never assumes.