Ancient greek wizards leaving their headquarters in their 3rd eye powered ufo's invisible to the naked eye. They went distances to find pot farms to raid all their weed. They would each take a couple ounces to a pound and take it back to their HQ and have themselves a FAT sesh. They didn't smoke any mids or stress though. Wizards liked really quality stuff so they would only find the fire. If it ain't kush it didn't touch their lighters. Then after a couple backwoods they would all sit back to watch a couple episodes of Two and a half men, but the early episodes with charlie sheen, greek wizards didn't like Ashton Kutcher very much. That's not all they did though they're not lazy potheads, they're wizards.. they're fucking intelligent ass potheads who fuck around in their lab/HQ/mancave and experiment with anything they feel like. They sculpt glorious bongs and experiment with weed and different kinds of space soil to attempt to make an extremely potent strain. They basically just did whatever they wanted because they were free and they just could because they were wizards. Must've been nice to have been a greek wizard smh....
Didn't even cross my mind to make outlandish pothead fantasy short stories for steemit. Gotta give that a go.