The Dreaded Friend Zone
7 years ago in #sex by themadgoat (62)
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"When a guy hits on a girl who thinks he's cute, it's flattering. When a guy she has no interest in hits on her, it's creepy."
This is key knowledge for all men to have. How creepy any thing you are doing will be interpreted is directly inversely proportionate to how attractive you are to a typical attractive woman. This runs pretty much the whole scale of attractiveness rather aggressively, to the point where optimal "charm" for a guy who's a 10 will be borderline literal rape for a guy who is a 1 (if he tries it).
Friend refusal and preselection, you hit the main points.
I wish someone had told me all of this when I was in high school.
another really funny post, with much "truth" to it! lol I missed voting for this pre-payout, so I used my "past-payout monetizer" script to upvote this comment for you instead! :D
I don't know exactly what that means but that's fucking awesome. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
what I meant, is that your post already closed for payment, so if I had voted on it you would have earned ZERO, so I upvoted the comment above instead, giving you 15 cents! :)
That's awesome. Thank you. The post payout script thing scared me. I thought I was going to have to learn yet another technical thing on here.
nahh, only if you want to! lol It basically give you a vote slider on STEEMIT if you have under 500 SP, and also notifies you if an active comment exists on an expired post that you can upvote instead.
For most people, so far it's been pretty much plug-and-play. And they're especially thrilled to suddenly find a vote slider directly on STEEMIT.com when they upvote posts! :)
LOL!!! this is quite funny !!!! But I suppose some truth to it. thank you for the post, I needed a good laugh :-)
That's what I'm here for. Glad you enjoyed it.
The friend zone is guarded by Cerberus because it doubles as hell
Amen
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[Big sigh!] Someone's just a little egocentric....
I would enjoy reading a post from the female perspective.
I'm afraid I have equal opportunity sympathies. I don't think that anyone gets out of the dating life without getting burned or without having regrets for the stupid things they said or did that make someone else feel bad. Girls and guys do each differently but the result is the same. It's just about life and the learning curve.
You know this is a comedy blog right?
Great as always. Have you read 'The Scarlett Letter'? If you do, skip the first 50 pages or so, part one is just a test of patience for the author stroking himself in descriptive imagery that means fuck all to the actual story. But the rest is a pretty good read. I'm sure you could draw magic out of it.
Hmmm. I hadn't thought of that one.
I would love to see something on things not to do if you want to get laid for your Girlfriend Survival Guide series... I think would be funny but maybe could help some guys out.
I like that. It'll be the next one I write.