Orgasms, why would she waste her time being pleasured when she could be ironing your shirts. You know good and well you don’t need to waste any time getting her off, that’s the last thing she wants. She just wants to pleasure you and go to sleep like a good girl. Hey, if you knock her up, she’ll be even happier because of the attention.
Multiple orgasms, you kidding? Who on earth wants that, she’d rather be in the kitchen doing dishes, don’t think that all that screaming with pleasure is a good thing. She’s screaming because she wants to wash the floor. A good husband doesn’t waste any time pleasuring his wife, the clitoris is the devil’s doorbell.
Women that hate sex, hate it because men don’t know what they are doing. Maybe they don’t know how to please her, or they just can’t be bothered.
Why? Because some fictional number of men have forgotten that women are capable and deserving of sex. They are deserving of orgasms, yes, yes they are.
Don’t ever let your woman forget she is an animal. Don’t ever let your woman think she is just there to pleasure you, she wants pleasure too.
The clitoris is the devil’s doorbell, but if it doesn’t answer, you can always go around back.
PS I stole the “go around back” from someone
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