Hmmm - your Essex twang is a challenge although it suggests a flexible mouth ;)
But your wife is not around, and we have hours in the cabin. Not just seconds.
Maybe you decide that touching would cross too many lines. But we would then find ourselves in opposite corners, looking at each other, and telling each other a story just with our eyes while getting lost in gazing at each other's bodies ...
(And sorry, there is no way you can hide that tent ;) )