9 sex fantasies: Expectations vs Reality

in #sex8 years ago (edited)

1. Sex in the shower.

Sex in the shower.

Expectations:

- You are so hot and wet!

Reality:

- Oh, sorry, I thought you were a girl from the film "Call"!


2. The face during orgasm.

The face during orgasm.


3. Sex and food.

Sex and food.


4. Pose rider.

Pose rider.

Expectations:

- Eeehuuuu!

Reality:

- God, what are you skinny!


5. Sex with the former.

Sex with the former.

Expectations:

- It was wrong! But it felt so good!

Reality:

- Now I want to kill myself.

- I also.


6. Sex in the bath.

Sex in the bath.


7. Kamasutra.

Kamasutra.


8. Sex with fluff hair.

Sex with a fluff hair.

Expectations:

- Your hair looks so sexy!

Reality:

- Oh Gods! They are everywhere! They are in my mouth! Somebody, help!


9. The next morning after sex.

The next morning after sex.

Expectations:

- You are my angel morning.

Reality:

- Oh, I'm sorry, again, I thought you were a girl from the "call" of the film.

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Fantastic interpretations!

Thank you

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mokrenkaya means wet btw