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trust me. you will not be wearing any shorts or flips. its cold. If we threw you in the water you would not survive.

We call that fake sun here in Colorado lol

Now, now, come on...the sun is warm...the air is cold. The water is the boss. The water is still very cold.

Fake sun just means it looks like a nice day... it may actually be -3... and I certainly ain't going in the water this time of year.. unless it's the hot tub...

hee.. I knew what ya meant.