Top 5 Things wrong with Secret of Mana "REMAKE"

in #secretofmana7 years ago (edited)

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#1 #TableTop only play #viewport #display #mode #onry?

#Remake... was the #wrong choice of #words on February 15th 2018 for this #Old #Classic #Gaming #SNES Gem that #killed the #nostalgia of most of the earliest #SeikenDensetu fans.

The only thing I #fear about #society is "IDIOTS" #coining #memes and #branding terms or thinking #urbandictionary is how you #succeed let me re-mind you.

remake something
#rebuild something
#redo something
#revise something

This #shit by grammar is #classified as a old project #reopened, #reassessed but not a #fucking remake.
Remaking means #adding NEW #IDEAS or #INNOVATIONS.

I saved $40.00 in btc which I'm glad to state first on steemit by just going to http://twitch.tv to see the game which re-enlighted my #impressions of SquareEnix marketing promotions staff.

So now #returning to the #Topic I created when #reimbursed my #renewed mind fueled by Dr.Pepper the only choice to #revitalize my vigor of trigger not be #relucuctant to #rectify the #renewed #reactions #fanbois to #rename them a lesson on how to save all your #reinvestments and just put it in bitcoin.

It might #reclimb past $20000 turning your $40.00 into $120 as its #repositions its wealth.

#Retool and #retake a step like a #retard. (All you defending a word you don't comprehend).

So onto more re-examining the snake-programmer-bullshit #remarketing before I #reopened my hodl.

#2 The community of FANS.

They don't understand the word REMAKE and keep calling it a REMAKE.
This makes you wonder why they DRINK #TIDEPODS
This makes you wonder why they do SCHOOL SHOOTINGS in 2018 20-30x this year before MARCH.
This makes you wonder why "YOU NEED TO #STOP LETTING #MILLENIALS #BREED"

This finally makes you re-wonder why you let POLITICAL PEOPLE CHOOSE YOUR CHILD RAISING.

#3 FAILED DIFFICULTY TOOO EASY!

Bosses that once took 2 minutes to fight in 2D now take 20 seconds.

SCALE THE HP TO HIGHER FIGHT BATTLE DURATION!
THERE ARE SO MANY SPEED RUNS!
PUT THAT SHIT TO A FIX!

#4 WRONG PRODUCT TO REOPEN or REPURCHASE!

Programmed by a single guy in SquareSoft using a SINGLELINE of code without 1 ENTERKEY
Gabili Nasir who left the company cause they are poor to people mental health. (Fact met the guy).

Re-Developed by Square Enix, the Secret of Mana version of SNES was a hashslap of sourcecode re-improrted into the UNREAL ENGINE showing you that its more then enough to create AAA titles.

Gameplay mechanics fueled by Unreal Blueprints shows you what any developer can do to port a old game into a 3d title granted you can pay your artists and modelers.

The Remix is Garbage, don't believe me go to reddit & gamefaqs.

Everything that this article will be changed one day into a #DLC #MILK #CASH #GRAB

SquareEnix "Lets charge them for true 3rd camera functionality? $10.00 more.
SquareEnix "Lets charge them for true 1st Person camera functionality? $10.00 more.
SquareEnix "Lets charge them for true more outfits per character? $10.00 more.
SquareEnix "Lets charge them for PSVR controls and interactivity? $10.00 more.

A $40.00 dollar game becomes $80.00 not to mention tax?

#5 WRONG COMPANY TO RE-BUY ANY PRODUCTS FROM WITHOUT RETHINKING ABOUT WHAT TO REPLaY WITH INNOVATION ANYMORE. Infact, GameFaq & Reddit Got so much hate to their branding of the word "REMAKE"

Square Enix actually had to change their "Web Product Portal words from REMAKE -> REMASTER -> REINVEST ? What what thanks to a few angry people in the community SquareEnix learned a lesson even in Grammar.

Becareful of words you choose nobody likes getting a product without PlaystationVR technologies for a overpriced $40.00 after all didn't you remake the product to use all the new innovations....? Nope.

The game isn't even worth $5.00 its too easy and no real multiplayer functions why you are required to always be next to RANDI on the SCREEN.

The cure is simple -> #Nier #Automata Ideas -> Add ideas into SECRET OF MANA FRANCHISE

Now that we reviewed this correctly. Did you need a relearn on life this is how you #refuselife.

Game Masterpiece.