Announcing the "I DON'T GIVE A SHIT" Token Sale Offering The Promise That We Will, Without A Doubt, Completely Ignore YOU After We Get The Money

I am pleased to publicly announce the CRAPcoin Initial Coin Offering (ICO).The CRAPcoin Inc. [CRP] token sale will begin in 2 months and you can all send your eth funds to the smart-contract protected CRAP wallet address. CRAPcoins will serve no purpose, assets that do nothing other than make us very rich.

Investing in Bitcoin, Ethereum, Litecoin is so old scholl. Why would you even invest in those assets, did you know you can actually make some money if you make some smart moves on the market? So out of date, i tell you! What do people want? People want a piece of code copy-pasted into the eth blockchain that do nothing at all, that's what people want!

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This is How it works.

You are going to give me, a random dude from the internet, money, and i'm going to use that money to buy stuff. Probably a fancy computer;or a girlfriend.Maybe both.

And i'll give you the promise, that the CRAPcoin will bring no benefit for you. The gas fee will probably worth more than half of market supply.

Benefits of CRAPcoin INC.

• Trully transparent & honest
• Triple-Decentralized - Not once, not twice, but three times the amount of decentralized stuff
• Will Clog up Eth network
• Fancy website with connected lines&dots wallpapers and animations
• Proof of crap bonus tokens(PoC)

Meet our team

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Popescu Dave (CEO)

Dave is a young entrepreneur with more than 24 years of experience in spending other people's money, mostly his parents money.Studied at Gheorghe Asachi University of iasi, specialized in wasting time, chasing girls and getting fat. Curently doing his master degree learning how to lose money investing in bad ICO's. Owns a dog

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Ionescu John (CTO)

More that 20 years of experience in owning a pc. Can start a pc, close it, and connect pc to internet. Can also google stuff and use copy-paste features .Not the brightest tool in the shed, but he's fun to keep around. No prior IT education, but can use fancy words like blockchain, node, and crypto.

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Cronno( Head Of Security)

Has a master degree in being a good boy. Spent 3 years chasing cats in the bad side of the town, so he knows what's up. No DDOS, no hacking, no problem will occur while he's barking at the monitor. He's fluent in barking, sniffing and snoring. Owns a bone

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Token distribution

The more Ether you send in my pockets, the more useless tokens you get.

For every 1 ETH you contribute, you'll receive 1000 Crap. No minimum or maximum amounts because i don't like any whales to manipulate the market.I'd like to manipulate the market myself.

I'll manipulate the rules how i see fit, so i can earn more money.

FAQS:

What can i do with Crap?

Nothing. You'll just hold useless tokens that has no value and real life aplication.

Will i be able to purchase more Crap?

Probably. It depends if i get rich, or not. If i don't, i'll sell some more.

Will you be offering refunds?

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We've also set up a telegram channel

if you feel like you want to be completely ignored by our staff. We will update you with unrelated faqs daily and fill up the chat with cat pictures when you ask a pertinent question so others can't see what you typed.