BURLINGTON, VT – On a trip to check out The Maple Syrup Museum, Vermontian Mariah Bennington was unexpectedly struck with disbelief when she found her Senator on the library computer, grazing over a list of the foolishly discarded treasures on the Craigslist free section.
Sanders said he was looking for one of those organs that are always seem to be on the Craigslist free section. “I was looking for the organ so I could sing Light My Fire to Jane on the weekend” said the Senator.
Sanders was later spotted leading a strike against the library’s draconian late return fees.