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in #rtyjrtj7 years ago (edited)

A middle -aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to clebrate her fortieth birthday.
he says , "so what would you liee, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?
She says, Bernie I want a divorce
My goodness, he says, I wasn't planning on spending that much

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I just found out that the divorce is the best gift on the anniversary
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