Review of the film "Cosmic blast"(2018)

Greetings, dear readers!

Just the other day, as they say, I fell victim to my love of fiction, deciding to re - (!) watch a movie called "Cosmic blast", which had its world premiere on August 8, 2018.

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It was created by American filmmakers in the genre of fiction, there was almost no data about this film on the Internet at the time when I watched it for the first time shortly after its premiere, and I decided to watch the film. The actors are quite nice-looking, and I was not even confused by the fact that I had not seen any of them in any picture before.

I wanted to immediately write a review/review for this film, but, apparently, because it, in addition to bewilderment and misunderstanding of what is happening on the screen, did not cause, I put off writing it for a long time, even forgot about it, until the other day, sorting folders on my computer, I came across a video file with this film. What's interesting is that I couldn't remember what the movie was about, so I decided to watch it again.

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In the course of re-viewing, I realized why I completely forgot it - there, in principle, there was simply nothing to remember, so empty and worthless the plot of this film, as, in fact, and the scenery for it, collected apparently in a garbage dump. The film was shot in an old house, standing on the outskirts. But this house is proudly called the "Two eagles" spaceship. Supposedly, before the intergalactic wars, it belonged to the Russians, but it was abandoned, and our heroes decided to repair it and rush to conquer space. That's what they did, having assembled a motley team that included everyone from a robot prostitute to a scientist of some sort.

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I think it makes no sense to retell the plot of this film, the essence of which is reduced only to the fact that these harmful Russians managed to create an updated supergalactic Soviet Union and deal with their enemies (i.e., the main main characters - brave Americans, fans of weed and other joys) in the same barbaric ways. And even the portrait of Stalin found a place in this picture.

But then again, if the action actually took place inside the ship, even if it was old and shabby, if more pictures of space were shown, if the actors played instead of playing clowns, maybe the film was worth watching.

So far, I have not found a single plus in it for two views, solid minuses, and therefore I strongly advise you not to waste your precious time.

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Thank you for your attention, see you soon!

With respect to you, @mrfantastis.