Once upon a time, there was a really dumb hot chick who went to college. Often instead of studying, she would frequent the bars with the mission to win the attention of all the fuck-worthy dudes. She would hook up with guys regardless of their relationship status, regardless of the evil looks from the other women, simply because she loved being desired. She also loved breaking rules, because in her mind - rules were made to be broken. At first, it was a thrill - free drinks, fun times, great sacks, rinse, repeat. She thought of herself as a strong minded woman with little obligation to any one individual. However, before her college experience came to a close, Ms. Hottie finds herself with a few STDs, a bad reputation, a low GPA, and an even lower self esteem. Our polyamorous heroine comes to a crossroads - does she continue to make reckless choices?

We all know at least one.