Fine, you get one free pass on the hitman thing, so make it count.

Thank fuck, it's a bitch to cancel them, you know? :))

Makes perfect sense, but then, normies don't know cool people aka Steemians, so it makes sense that they don't want to stay at home because they'd have no one cool to talk to. I don't know how going out and letting strangers touch them figures into the equation, but what do you expect? Normies..

if people would know the truth and whole truth, they would stick to their nine to five and be happy with it, instead of wishing to have my life.

Aahh, but that's the point, isn't it? They only want the illusion, the finer, shiny parts of your life. Nobody wants the mess. It's weird that fantasy only works on the finer aspects of someone's life. People never wish they had someone else's problems...