LOL, goose-stepping your way into a totalitarian future of sciency 'scientific consensus' by the looks of it.......good luck with toeing the line and being an obedient spokesperson who defends the realms of delusion without realising quite what kind of energy you are playing with!
I kinda like your list btw: the title's fucked up, but hey, who cares about 'TRUTH' huh?
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