Noooo, not Barbie. Barbie would never do such a thing!
That bitch has everything, why would she do this?

I mean:

9:00 Have breakfast at a fancy place
10:00 Have nails done
11:30 Shoot up Boogle.
12:00 Meet up with Ken for lunch

That just doesn't make any sense! That would probably mess up her nails that she just had done.