Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Wisconsin
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
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This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Wisconsin
As in
(not mine, a classic)
Come to Wisconsin for our lovely dairy air!
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Did you ever notice how most cheeses are a very talkative bunch? You could call them a veritable cheddar box but I don't mind. They have the best stories that will make you melt.
Wisconsin is sometimes considered the netherworld, for it is the town that Hell's Angels favourite
P.S. They have a really reputable Harley Davidson Museum
@rayius
I know it well!
Dairy farmers are revolting and taking up arms against the Wisconsin government.
The authorities have labeled them the Curdish Rebels.
Due to the dairy industry in Wisconsin, the land is being overrun by vines.....
Bo vines!
People wouldn't believe it, but the first motion picture with sound was shown in Paris in 1900. Imagine living all the way around the world in Wisconsin and hearing about this. Small Town farmers from across the state would have to travel to the city to see one of these, as that's where they had the big theaters. Word traveled fast about the Milwaukee talkies.
What time zone is. Milwaukee, Wisconsin?
Miller time!
Wisconsin is most well known for its exportation of cheese and beer. Indeed, this state certainly has a reputation for it's many different cultures!
I was trying to think of a gouda pun for Wisconsin, but most of them I keep coming up with are pretty cheesy
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