You've been practicing for this moment in the mirror for months.

As careful as you are, you know some day you will slip up and your wife will find your browser history.

You must pull off the most perfect surprised/shocked/confused face in the history of time...

"Tentacle porn? What's that?"

Nailed it!

If you weren't able to pull that off, it would not have been very funny. But these posts are.

https://steemit.com/funny/@traf/love-triangle

https://steemit.com/funny/@theregularguy/coaches-of-teams-in-the-college-football-invitational-tournament-final-shock-the-world-jim-shorts-reports

https://steemit.com/life/@nonameslefttouse/the-state-of-the-nonameslefttouse-address-have-i-lost-my-mind

https://steemit.com/punchline/@hanzappedfirst/happy-to-be-back-from-vacation

https://steemit.com/life/@meesterboom/pumpur

https://steemit.com/punchline/@kylo-ren/are-you-all-proud-of-yourselves

https://steemit.com/punchline/@thedailylaugh/yo-momma-s-so-fat

https://steemit.com/funny/@nerdnews/i-like-the-movie-too-but-come-on

https://steemit.com/funny/@bluetower/rubbed-of-your-pride

https://steemit.com/funny/@weirdnews/time-to-order-out

https://steemit.com/funny/@steemmatt/in-desperate-need-of-a-promotion

https://steemit.com/funny/@idikuci/what-do-you-do-when-the-front-falls-off

https://steemit.com/funny/@therealpaul/how-about-a-nice-gorilla-cheese-sandwich-contents-may-be-offensive

If your post is on the list and you'd prefer I not list it, please let me know.

I would like to vote a few more posts each day. If you find anything funny on the platform, feel free to drop a link in the comments.

Attention: Please use the comment section below to post a link to a funny post from a new author I haven't voted before. If it makes tomorrow's list, I will up vote the comment that includes the link with a 5% up vote (currently worth over $2).

Happy hunting!

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