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Uma das frases mais legais em toda a história da humanidade
As últimas palavras de Voltaire, um dos maiores pensadores europeus de todos os tempos. Em seu leito de morte, um padre pediu a ele que renunciasse o Diabo. Ele respondeu dizendo: "Essa não é hora para declarar inimigos."
Matemáticos sonham com matemática
Durante um seminário dos tempos de faculdade, o professor de Andre Cunha contou: "Teve uma vez que um amigo meu [também matemático] sonhou ser -1 dentro de uma raiz quadrada." Os sonhos de matemáticos passam a impressão de ser bem complexos!
Um ótimo truque para confundir alguém
Se você tem dois amigos que nunca se encontraram, pode tentar isso:
-Antes de se conhecerem, diga ao amigo "João" que "Mario" tem problemas de audição, e por isso tem que falar devagar, alto e claro.
-Diga para "Mario" que "João" tem necessidades especiais e que é bom não interromper. Pareça concentrado e acene bastante com a cabeça.
-Apresente-os e aproveite o show.
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