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Obviously it’s a piece of cake for me to translate it; but, a) I was just trying to see if any of the polish worshipers [or readers] wanted to help out a non-polish speaker; and, b) it’s a different understanding and meaning when the translation is through google vs a native polish speaking human.

oo no, no. You misunderstood me, my dear.
I meant for you to Master the language! :), not just be able to translate it :)

Oh I see but how is this relevant? I’m asking for a translation not for someone to teach me the language.

I love how you guys are fighting over me, it's very flattering, but please stop lol
I love you both <3

Def not fighting over you. Please read the whole string and then respond. If you have questions feel free to ask. It must be a polish thing to respond without fully understanding what’s being said. Re: translation and re: fighting over.

It's your thing to not get jokes tho.

When you said please stop it negates the joke for me...