@jaynie,

I cannot help but notice that you've avoided addressing the 800 lb gorilla in the room ... what caused an expensive 200 liter aquarium to suddenly fall apart, causing damage and distress ... and, perhaps, the first anti-drapery rant in the history of social media?

Well, I think I know.

Those damn fish!

Don't laugh, fish can get rebellious and before you know it, it's the Storming of the Bastille. Here's how this shit goes down:
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Jaynie, it's time to lay down the law before things really get out of hand. How about adding this to your decor as a subtle reminder about who's boss?
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Quill