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[lej-uh n-dair-ee]
noun
1: milk, or lactose-related substances, that has the ability to cure cancer, solve world hunger and bring world peace.
2: milk that is produced by the being commonly referred to as a "Holy Cow".
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I could see that cow being a superhero; legendairy
I couldn't believe it already isn't! It feels like a fraction of our lives is lost with every second spent not having that cow soaring through the skies.
"Moo-ve over evil!"
"Time to squash this beef!"
Holy Cow, Batman, he's done it again. I don't know if I laughed more at the brilliant definitions, or that cow image. Gives new meaning to being a dairy farmer.
Reminds me of a cowpun conversation we had once upon a time. How udderly ridiculous was that? ;)
I really wish I could take credit for making the cow GIF, but I'll settle with the definitions. This was one that was inspired by the GIF I saw haha!
Oh yes, that's definitely a legendairy thread, though if I remember correctly, that moved on to become more food related. That's certainly one for the books though, we should definitely look for it and have it framed. That conversation was definitely meaty!
a sacred animal with a complete food! definitely! But, I wonder what hairdresser was the image cow? looks a great horse haha. It's a real and fun post at the same time, that's great!
I feel like the cow was lathered with Mane & Tail haha! Butchers would think twice about slaughtering this one, I'm sure!
Ok. So this is weird. Because I actually think that cow looks kinda hotter than me.
Erm. Why?
That's definitely not weird, because that cow is definitely hotter than all of us combined! Hubba hubba awooooga!
I wonder how this holy cow tastes if it's milk is so legendairy!
I imagine it tastes like Traquair! Or something slightly lesser or greater than it. This is the mead that accompanies the epic tale of clouds parting and angels singing from our comments of old!
Traquair in bovine form!! Magnificent!
Count me in!
I already have you down for 3 cows!
The holy trinity! :0)
The only way to drink it!
This is my favorite one, it is definitely legendary, Holy Cow do I love it!
I am experiencing some technical and personal issues, sorry about the lack of comments. I will hopefully resolve said issues soon and catch up.
Yeah this was a very good PortmanTuesdays post lol
Check out my comment my dear friend.
Hope your technical and personal issues smooth out soon. Peace, Positive Energy, and Hopefulness sent your way.
As your long-distance IT consultant, I would advise you to... press the Restart button. If there is none, try clicking the computer machine on and off.
Wow! I didn't realize legendairy would have this kind of reception haha! I hope that your technical woes get resolved soon, sis!
Solid word play and references bro. Sometimes my younger brother is nice and cooks for me, but I hate having breakfast when I lack toast.
I try not to have a cow about it. But it is utterly disgraceful. How dare-he forget to buy bread, when it is a morning time necessity. I guess I'll have to put my calves to use and jog to the store myself.
:)
Thanks, man! You exhausted all the cow puns in one go, so I don't know how I would even reply to that. Meat me halfway, will ya? I don't want to butcher anything.
bovine intervention :)
AHAHAHAHA!!! What a legendairy response to this! It goes hand in hand with the superhero scenario in the comment above ^
"Time for some bovine intervention" Hahahha instant classic!
haha you should come up with one. :) that would be udderworldly.
I would seriously consider it, baka it won't be received that well.
There's only one way to find out :) try moo lang :)
Teat's the plan ;)
I have nothing to say to this. Mostly because I'm rendered incapable by laughing too hard. And that gif is too freaking perfect XD
This is a case of me fashioning the word for the GIF haha! When I saw that, I couldn't help but use it. "Holy cow" was the only proper response. I accept your incapability, as I would be the same haha!
White rain dripping from the teats of low flying clouds.
And the people below stand with mouths agape, eyes closed and fists clenched.
I'm obviously too dumb to understand this one.
Don't say that. Maybe it's just not translating well.
Well, than it's just lost in translation. Explain. Or is this the definition of that cow from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, who came to the guests around the dinner tables asking them which part of herself would they want ot eat?
Okay so, the word is a combination of "legendary" and "dairy" because "-dary" sounds a lot like "dairy", I combined it to form a portmanteau, hence the name of the series. The definitions are also an amalgamation of the definitions of the two separate words, hence a legendary cow, since dairy is almost often associated with cows. Does that clear things up?
Well, I don't know; I know you combine two words into one, but usually I get some idea what you are trying to depict. But this time, to me it resembles the most the cow from the Douglas Adams book as we are all sitting in that reastaurant at the end of the universe where food offers itself around in abundance (unless in wintertime or in desert).
Hmm I don't know how to explain it further than my explanation in this reply so, sorry for that.
Don't worry. Humans will sure become legendairy for abusing cows.
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