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Every there cries out, "My God, is this what it has really come down to?" and quits drinking to peruse moving out of the country.

yeah that would scare almost anyone sober.
xD

...bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
They said, "No, it's a magic trick-- we are going to make all logic and reason VANISH before millions of people."
They did, and it really was not a joke after all, which was hilarious because they usually lied about everything.

10 internet points!

When asked how the trick was done, clinton only replied, "It's psychology, stupid!"

Hillary says, "bartender serve us up the best liquor you have".
Bartender replies, What do you have in mind?
Donald responds: Are you that stupid? She said the best you have, how hard is that to figure out!
Bartender says, Ok so an order of Screwed on the Rocks followed by Loose Cannon.

...and the bartender says, what'll it be?

Donald replies, "Ginger ale and soda for me"
Hillary answers, "A bottle of white wine please."

The bartender shrugs, looks at them both and says,
"I'm sorry, I don't have ginger ale or white wine."

Looking annoyed, Hillary says "Ok, I'll just have a beer then."
Donald rejoins, "Make it a Coke."

The bartender puts his hands on the bar, his eyes downcast.
"I'm sorry, we don't have Coke or beer either..."

"Well what DO you have!?" They both demand.

The bartender looks them both in the eyes,
"We have piss, or vinegar..."

Donald's face turns red, eyes burning.
Hillary shrieks, "What the hell kind of choice is that?!"

"You know," says the bartender,
"there just aren't any good choices."

I would pick vinegar. way better then piss.
xD

I was originally going to say piss, or shit... but that just sounded too crass, and in any case.. it's up to the reader to decide what's what... in this context, both choices suck.

just inside the door, hillary crashes face first into the floor, and lays there, unconscious.
the bartender says, "hey, aren't you going to clean that up?"
so, trump walks over and picks her up like a six-pack and heaves her out onto the sidewalk.
the bartender says,"what'd you do that for?"
so trump says, "well you wanted her off the floor and i've wanted to give her the finger for a while."

OMG! That is a gross but also very very funny play on words.

i was just trying to think of the most repellent thing for both of them. it took me about 3 hours and it just popped into my head. i almost threw up.

LOL!
When you say "picks her up like a six-pack" are you talking about grabbing her by the pussy?
:O

and ass. that's one of the topics of conversation lately. i can't really congratulate myself on this one. i just typed up the first part, and then came back to it about every 20 minutes, then i knew the answer was there so i just sat, and then the horrifying truth popped into my head. i knew it was right when i couldn't stand to think of it.

i wonder what kind of reaction i'd get if i made that into a post.

And laugh at how they are screwing over the American public

They yell out "ouch"

Serves them both right for walking around with their eyes wide shut.

Hey Skeptic, you aren't on chat, I need to PM you to ask you something.

yeah I haven't set up chat, not sure if im going to. If I start using chat might be even harder for me to get stuff done around here.
xD
my current disposable email is 5757mabi@gmail.com I should have it another week maybe 2. you can always hit me up on there if need be. xD

I emailed you it's just about a poem I want to dedicate to you and someone else but I wanted your permission for the dedication first. Couldn't post the poem here though!

oh wow!
ima check the mail now. im sure im ok with it even if its a hate poem.
Ill read now and before I read the answer is yeah post the hell out f it.
xD
I feel special now.

Replying here cos thread ran out. I was joking about you-I mean the character in the poem, who is only based on you, can't be on both sides. Artistic licence means that I can change reality!
Curie is a group that compile a list of good quality posts, daily, and they receive more votes and often even a whale vote. They have a chat room where I linked your poem.

well that sux about the curie thing. :/
just like the chat ill never use it. lol
so basically people talk about the post but its not in the block chain?
sneaky.
8D
The idea of "quality" is subjective so good chance most the crap on it is just that crap.
:/

The poem is awesome. im guessing im on the cunt side.
lol
Im not only on one side, im a mix.
would also love the walls to be dropped.
again Awesome poem!
xD

Artistic licence means that you can't be on both sides this time! I'm posting in about 5 mins. Had to wait a few days so that it would be eligible for Curie.

what is curie? I keep hearing about it but no clue what it is.
I can be on both sides. =Þ
I am me and only speak for me. you cant hold me accountable for what others think/feel/say. I don't fit into one group.
I have a problem with atleast one thing in every group and proly argee with one thing from every group.
I am the exception to the rule, at the same time I understand that does not negate the rule.
xD

Only Hillary was called to the bar but Donald said: "I owe the bar“ 😈

lol

OK, someone get my sense of humor then.:-)

Donald Trump and Hillary walk into a bar...
Hillary says "Wall Street and George Soros will pay for my bar tab."
Donald says "I'll pay for my own."

the bar tender says, "what the hell is that?"

so, trump says," well, people kept telling me that my dog was too ugly, so, i shaved it's butt and taught it to walk backwards and upright."

I feel bad for your dog if its butt looks that much like Hillary.
8D

at least it doesn't fall over as much.

Donald go's to the bartender watch this I am going to grab her right on the pussy that will so her for finding all those chicks I felt up

checking the link out now.

You aren't really meant to link your own work though, other people do it. So, write some sober poetry and I'll link it in.
It's not sneaky it's good, cos before the votes were too concentrated, now they are being shared out more.
There are rules that help them to choose people who aren't brand new to Steemit or already very successful and nothing political etc.

xD
maybe, poetry isn't y thing normally.
never know though.
8D

It doesn't have to be poetry here are the rules about the stuff they don't want:

No Steemit-related posts, unless they are truly unique.
No photography, religious or political posts.
Posts about "life" or "self-help"/"self-improvement" only if they are exceptional.
No introductory posts, unless there is something additional in the posts that merits consideration.