"We should waterboard anyone who doesn't accept our humanitarian aid."

Nah that's not the reason DICK, you idiot...it because he is a fat bus driver, who should have stuck to driving buses not ruining countries or shooting bystanders. Or importing "Little Green Men", or sucking what his name's....Dick listen up now, ole Nick is ah... well he is one of those.... Ya know, those...gender dysphoria people. He is actually Nicole, well Nickie Maduro for short. But she's been going through "the change", for while now. They had a rubber mask on her for while, because, frankly its confusing, her voice was changing like a twelve-year-old boy -- but every few weeks she shuffles of to a flight to Moscow and some weird Russian Doctor, a friend of Putin's...

Hang on a minute DICK!....

michael: "Honey what is the name of the Russian Doctor who performs sex-change surgery on Nickie M?"

Honey: It's Doctor Kutchakockof!

Michael: Oh that's right too...

And the doctor's name DICK, is Kutchakockof, but in this case its Putchacockon Dick. If ya know what I mean...lol.

"Force feed him" nah, you wouldn't have to do that DICK. I have never seen a pizza pass under ole Nickies eyes without molestation, and really that's the only word to describe what he does to it. Its ...its ah..well its pornographic DICK to say the least, say no more...say no more.

Dick, that's awful nice of ya to want to sign my jug buddy, but I don't use a jug...frankly Richard, well, I use a bucket. A big bucket. You can get two jugs to the bucket, saves the running back and forth to the tap. And all the taps are outside. Its hot and humid in Cuba there... So the leg work gets tiring and the "wet boy" get a breather, which is detrimental to the whole process of what we are teaching, as you-well-know Dickie boy. He gets an extra few gulps of air. And really DICK, the whole process is like running after an open bag of cats buddy, when you use a jug.

DICK...well, frankly me ole son, you're looking like million bucks in that picture....spent. Listen boss the ole roof is ah...getting short on shingles, are ya getting enough, I mean if ya don't get rid of all that testosterone, it go to top of your head and makes your hair fall out. And Richard your losing a lot...listen gotta go DC.

Maybe next week eh, I'll call you next time tiger, okay, I'll call? Kiss the girls for me, and two kisses for Liz, she GORGEOUS. What a trophy! Is she married yet, what she about 51? 52?. God women are hot after fifty...