...and the bartender says, what'll it be?

Donald replies, "Ginger ale and soda for me"
Hillary answers, "A bottle of white wine please."

The bartender shrugs, looks at them both and says,
"I'm sorry, I don't have ginger ale or white wine."

Looking annoyed, Hillary says "Ok, I'll just have a beer then."
Donald rejoins, "Make it a Coke."

The bartender puts his hands on the bar, his eyes downcast.
"I'm sorry, we don't have Coke or beer either..."

"Well what DO you have!?" They both demand.

The bartender looks them both in the eyes,
"We have piss, or vinegar..."

Donald's face turns red, eyes burning.
Hillary shrieks, "What the hell kind of choice is that?!"

"You know," says the bartender,
"there just aren't any good choices."