and ass. that's one of the topics of conversation lately. i can't really congratulate myself on this one. i just typed up the first part, and then came back to it about every 20 minutes, then i knew the answer was there so i just sat, and then the horrifying truth popped into my head. i knew it was right when i couldn't stand to think of it.

i wonder what kind of reaction i'd get if i made that into a post.