Some dudes prepare for clubbing with a beer
and suddenly the leader has a great idea:
“I have a plan for getting laid tonight!
We'll sneak into a lady's night!”
Instead of jeans and muscle shirts
they put on wigs and dress in skirts
and when the bouncers let them go inside
they praise themselves for being bright
they toss their wigs and put on pants
and watch the girls begin to dance
but when they see them fly around in capes
it dawns on them they made a big mistake...
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