My poetry submission in response to a want-ad for "Creative Writer"

Several months ago I responded to a want-ad for a "creative writer." The ad contained several grammatical errors and asked that anyone applying for the job should mention in their cover letter how many errors they found. I submitted a poem rather than a cover letter. I never heard back, but thought I would share the poem I submitted here on Steemit.

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Re: errors in grammar, your ad possessed six,
(and a sentence and phrase in the bullets don't mix).

Now, to answer your questions, my schooling was thus:
a degree earned in English, linguistics, and plus,

all the work on my masters in writing creative
was straight 4.0 in its grade qualitative.

(But before I could finish my masters I strayed,
and that's why it's not listed, nor now resume'd.)

So, how much can I write every day or per week?
As much as required, as much as you seek.

I typically write 750 per day
for an informal post that informs or persuades.

What's my style? There are several. I once claimed to be
just a technical writer for AT&T.

But awards for my poetry, several I've won,
and my textbook on econ was cleverly done.

Now then, when can I start? Tout de suite! Anyhow,
that's to say I'm available right here and now.