It's one week to spring break and this teacher can't sleep.
Oh, for the nights when there is no 4 am alarm to keep.
Buzzers and bells.
Who starts school at 7 am, anyway?
Have you ever met a teenager awake at 7 am?
Me neither.
We are under 50 days until summer.
The seniors aren't the only ones with senioritis.
Every year,
I secretly believe
this countdown
will be my last.
Retirement.
Is this the year?
Who am I kidding?
After 30 years of teaching,
my retirement
will consist
of serving coffee,
probably.
Black.
And, tips.
Can't I get you a dessert with that coffee, sir?
Here's a tip:
Major in business.