Ode to a dry humped curtain rod

in #poetry7 years ago

Dry humping a curtain rod
The creature fell from the sky
Grinning wildly with a nod
Willing it to take off and fly

Who sold it this shoddy wreck
For Two And A Half Coins
Promised was a wondrous trek
When caressed next to loins

The steady leap from cliff's edge
Gravity quickly imposed its will
It fell rapidly like a leaden sledge
The wind flying by with a chill

Rapid the ground appeared to near
Surely this rod would awaken soon
Eventually it began to finally fear
Two and a half may have shown the loon

A mistake it made yet choices are end
Falling rapidly with no abatement at hand
Reality to its will it cannot bend
Until with a slam it encounters the land

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Can't help but picture a cat in the curtains. Nice stuff D.

hahahahahahahaha this is brilliant. I particularly love the title; it's so sticky and grabby. Can't upvote yet; my voting power is superlow because of a trigger-happy voting finger over xmas. Thanks :D