RE: Motivational poems for those who get lost in the wilderness

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brandt (66)in #poetry • 3 years ago

resistin' arrest with a couple chainsaws

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nonameslefttouse (76) 3 years ago

yellin' "Christmas came early, bitch, and I'm Santa Claus"

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brandt (66) 3 years ago

writin' smooth lines in a dependent clause

nonameslefttouse (76) 3 years ago (edited)

then forgettin' everythin' that once was

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brandt (66) 3 years ago

and smokin' some pot with the Wizard of Oz

nonameslefttouse (76) 3 years ago

but it was laced with PCP and I shit my drawers

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brandt (66) 3 years ago

so I walked into the ER and I got me some gauze

nonameslefttouse (76) 3 years ago

then sent myself flowers in a fancy vase

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