THE SUBWAY RANT
By: MaryJanePower
Uploading, downloading, can I just sit here to unload,
Topsy turvy under the summer heat in my humble abode.
Crazy thugs mumbling like they know what they're saying,
Noisy... nasty.... loud, disconcerting.
Can you put down your arm cause I can smell your pits,
I feel like throwing up now... damn that stink it hits!
Fat-assed ladies and gentlemen, be careful when you're sitting,
Please approximate the space if you're butt can fit in.
A quiet ride would be nice but there are thugs everywhere,
Attempt to close your eyes, and in a second they'll be there.
Oh, the crowded train, I think it could be better,
If people could be courteous and just respect each other.
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Doesn't look as bad as Beijing ;-)
LOL! That looks ridiculous! ! I guess this is what you deal with when it comes to mass transit. Japan has respectful and clean citizens so it's the complete opposite. The people who are waiting to get in the train will let the passnegers getting off first. No pushing necessary.Check it out! Japan Train